双语笑话|你叫什么名字？

What's your name?

A very strict^{1 officer2 was3 talking to some new soldiers5 whom6 he had7 to train.He had never seen8 them before,so he began:My name is Stone,and I'm even9 harder than stone,so do what I tell you or there'll be trouble10.Don't try any tricks11 with me ,and then we'll get on well together}

Then he went to each soldier^{4 one after another and asked him his name.Speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly,He said12,and don't forget to call me 'sir'.}

Each soldier told him his name,unitl he came^{13 to the last one.This man remained14 silent,and so Captain15 Stone shouted at him,When I ask you a question,answer it!I'll ask you again:What's you name,soldier?}

The soldier was very unhappy,but at last he replied^{16.My name is Stonebreaker,sirhe said nervously17.}

你叫什么名字？

有一位非常严厉的军官在对一群交由他练习的新兵训话。他以前从没见过这群新兵，于是他开始自我介绍：我的名字叫Stone，事实上，我甚至比石头更强硬。这就是我为何要对你说们我名字是什么原因。不要试图对我玩什么花招，如此大家就能非常不错相处了。

接着他开始走到每一个士兵前面问他们的名字。说大声点，让每一个人都能听了解。另外，不要忘记称呼我为长官。他说。

每一个士兵都对他说了自已的名字。他走到最后一位士兵面前时，这个士兵维持着沉默。于是Stone队长对他喊叫，当我问你问题的时候，要回答！我再问一遍，你的名字，士兵？

那个新兵非常不开心，但最后他回答了。我的名字是Stonebreaker，长官。他紧张的说。